Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion. Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it. Teacher: Tell me as much as you know. Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!
Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two.
Pappu: Please give 500 rupees. Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees. Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it.